i find this web site called We Made Out In A Tree And This Old Guy Sat And Watched Us
for those who love the oddities of a language, this is the place.
you shouldn't miss this one:
The contributor's English class was discussing a story they had read, and one girl asked the following question:
Girl: So, what was the Russian guy's nationality?
and this one:
Line from a commercial for Splenda, a new artificial sweetener:
"It tastes like sugar because it's made from sugar, but its not sugar."
and this one:
Reprinted exactly as found on the wrapper of a pair of chopsticks:
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultual.
BAMBOO CHOPSTLCKS
PRODUCT OF CHINA
Tuk under thurnb
and held firmly
Learn how to use your chopsticks
Add second chcostick
hold it as you hold a pencil
Hold tirst chopstick
in originai position
move the second
one up and down
Now you can pick
up anything!
PRODUCTOF
CHINA
and this one:
and this one:
From a school essay written by a sixth grader named Leticia:
"The sun is over 3 billion years old, and scientists predict that it will continue to get older for many years to come."
and this one:
Spoken during a heated argument in which a person was accused of being self-centered:
"You're the only one who thinks you're as cool as you think you are."
funny, isn't it?