story 1:
i once told an american girl i need a snap after lunch, she was really confused and asked me: why you need a snap after lunch? you don't need it, i don't need it. and i was anger with her: i must have a snap after lunch no matter you need it or not. and she said: ok, have your snap after lunch. then i had a nap after lunch, and she asked me: where is your snap? i said i had it. and she said - no no no you didn't have a snap, you had a nap ....
story 2:
a few year ago in beijing. after work, our boss (from hongkong) said why we don't go for dinner together. that's great! we went to a restaurant, small but nice, and had a good dinner. who should pay the bill? the subordinates looked at the boss, and the boss looked at everybody. silence ...... silence ...... silence ...... in china, if the boss asks his/her subordinates for a dinner, it's his/her duty to pay the bill, and in west, people will probably choose to go dutch for such a dinner. but our boss is from hongkong, he thinks we should go dutch but he is not direct enough to tell us.
what happened at the end, pls have a guess.