转一篇在网上看来的文章。一般转的文章都会放到文章那边,但这篇太有意思了,所以忍不住放到这里了。

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications , which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as 
Romance 9.5 and  Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable program s such as
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NBA 5.0 ,
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NFL 3.0  and
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Golf Clubs 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

·Please note that I have tried runnin g
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.




DEAR DESPERATE,

First , keep in mind,
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Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.


·If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0  should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, over use of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, (definitely you PF) Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .

·Please note that
Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta .

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the backg round that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5..0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend a restart with;
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Cooking 3.0
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Hot Lingerie 7.7  
·
Intimate Touch 9.0


Good Luck Desparate!