转一篇在网上看来的文章。一般转的文章都会放到文章那边,但这篇太有意思了,所以忍不住放到这里了。
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications
, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition,
Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5
and
Personal Attention 6.5
, and then installed undesirable program s such as
·
NBA 5.0
,
·
NFL 3.0
and
·
Golf Clubs 4.1
.
Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.
·Please note that I have tried runnin g
Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First , keep in mind,
·
Boyfriend 5.0
is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0
is an operating system.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. HTML
and try to download
Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the
Guilt 3.0 update.
·If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0
should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, over use of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0
to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5,
(definitely you PF)
Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1
.
·Please note that
Beer 6. 1
is a very bad program that will download the
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta
.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the backg round that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5..0
program.These are unsupported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0
.
In summary,
Husband 1.0
is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend a restart with;
·
Cooking 3.0
·
Hot Lingerie 7.7
·
Intimate Touch 9.0
Good Luck Desparate!