亲爱的，你太循规蹈矩了

最近连着看了几部片子。《The girl next door》，《Eurotrip》，《Harold & Kumar》，感触颇深。尤其是欧洲之旅，故事其实很简单，主角Scott，是一个高中毕业生。在高中毕业典礼上，他女朋友(Fionna)和他分手了。因为他太循规蹈矩了。太会计划了。在典礼上，终于知道他GF原来早就和一个乐队主唱搞上了。还编了一首歌，叫做Scotty doesn’t know. 歌词极其ironic, 就像是给我自己写的。歌词我附在下面了。 说得真的很好，你以为你GF真的很好吗？你以为你的女朋友真的去教堂吗？其实她一直在和别人搞。

终于知道，做男人不能太老实。做男人一定要扮演坏人的脚色。因为女人希望把错误都归结与男人身上。如果你太老实，不能带给女人刺激，女人没有理由体会疯狂的感觉。自然没有人理你了。以前把GF捧在手上怕摔了，含在嘴里怕化了的感觉终于开始动摇了。去她的吧，在我被女人困死之前，在被婚姻枷锁套劳之前，让我好好看看世界吧。

现在所有的舆论导向就是乘年轻，就要疯狂一点。我也终于开始习惯了。本来天生的能力开始逐渐苏醒。教会的caregroup我已经不大想参加了。去了就受God的教育，结束了就立刻做飞鸟装。找个聊天的人都没有。既然已经到了这里，就要开始逐步体会各种各样的club。这里有射击club（rifle and pistol） ,舞蹈club，骑马club，也许是到时候来拓宽我的视野了。现在我用skype用了很多。也在和很多陌生人聊天。有中国的，什么太原啊，南通啊，也有深圳的女孩子。外国的有日本，马来西亚。今天还聊了一个摩洛哥的。-_-b 是个老太太。但是，她旁边坐着的女儿可真是Hot啊。老太太讲了一口蹩脚的英文。还让我把她MSN记下来。结果，我把她女儿的MSN记下来了。以后慢慢聊吧。那老太太是伊斯兰教的儿童协会的。

今天和一个在太原的30多岁的老师聊天，她开口闭口就是我们国家怎么样，你们国家怎么样。我一再提醒她，我只是从上海出来5个月而已。我问她，人为什么结婚？她说，因为舆论压力啊。因为她生活在中国，中国是一个传统的国家。所以，到了年纪就该结婚。我又不得再次提醒她，我也是中国人。结果她说着说着又变成中国怎么样怎么样了。我说，也许因为你生活在太原吧，其实你要了解世界很简单。只要去新浪聊天室去看看，有多少鸡，多少寻找一夜情的，你就会明白世界到底怎么回事了。她不出声，然后说，她不能接受我的世界观。哈哈～～～～，她连去新浪看一样的胆量都没有。她连接受事实的胆量都没有。她连垮出一步，了解世界的勇气的没有。这就是中国吗？ 可笑，可悲

世界真大啊。相信我吧，世界大呢。

女人？ 多呢。

让我们一起听歌，Rock and Roll!!!

Scotty Doesn't Know Lyrics

by Lustra

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Hey!!!!!!

Scotty doesn't know, 

That Fionna and me,

Do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him shes in church,

But she doesn't go,

Still shes on her knees, and...

Scotty doens't know, oh.

Scotty doesn't know-oh.

So don't tell Scotty!

Scotty doesn't know,

Scotty doesn't know.

SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

Fionna says shes out shopping,

But shes under me and I'm not stopping.

Cuz Scotty doesn't know,

Scotty doesn't know,

Scotty doesn't know,

Scotty doesn't know.

So don't tell Scotty.

Scotty doesn't knoooooow....

DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

I can't believe he's so trusting,

While I'm right behind you thrusting.

Fionna's got him on the phone,

and she's trying not to moan.

It's a three way call,

and he knows nothing.

NOTHING!!!

Scotty doesn't know,

Scotty doesn't know,

Scotty doesn't know,

Don't tell Scotty.

Cuz Scotty doesn't know,

Scotty doesn't knoooooow....

SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

We'll put on a show, everyone will go.

Scotty doesn't know,

Scotty doesn't know,

Scotty doesn't knoooooow....

The, parking lot, why not?

It's so cool when you're on top.

His front lawn, in the snow.

Laughing so hard, cuz...

Scotty doesn't know,

Scotty doesn't know.

I did her on his birthday.

Scotty doesn't know,

Scotty doesn't know,

Scotty doesn't know,

Scotty doesn't know,

Don't tell Scotty.

Scotty doesn't knoooooow....

Scotty will know,

Scotty has to know,

Scotty's gotta know,

Gonna tell Scotty,

Gonna tell him myself.

Scotty has to know,

Scotty has to know,

Scotty has to,

Scotty has to,

Scotty has to go!

Scotty doesn't know,

(Don't tell Scotty)

Scotty doesn't know,

(Don't tell Scotty)

Scotty doesn't know...

Scotty's gotta go!